it’s business time

i have so many things running around in mah head that i am trying to get organized to write about.

it seems appropriate to first put everyone on notice.

notice? wtf is this freak talking about now?

i must notify to anyone who reads this blog, to use this blog at your own risk. it is to be used for entertainment purposes ONLY, and if you try to extract anything more, than you do so at your own discretion. basically, just don’t be a dumb-ass.

i write b/c it helps sort things out in my head, i write b/c i love to write, i write with the half notion that maybe one day i’ll write a whole book, and this is a way for me to exercise my fingers and the one brain cell i have. but mostly, i write b/c i have a whole lot of things to say.

in the words of augusten burroughs “write what you know”.

sometimes, that can get a tad personal. just like stand-up comedians make jokes out of their personal tragedies and then share it with the world.

this will serve as a disclaimer and consider yourselves officially on notice.

that is all.