jesus was gay

i attended a movie at a church last monday. shocking, i know.

i am proud to tell you that the place did not burst into flames (unless it happened after i left).

part of the reason i ended up at a church, participating in a church function, is b/c my neighbor is church trolling. it is all her fault that i found myself at a church function on a monday night.

i think she’s on a quest to visit every church service within our county, and the next county over. my part in her journey is i serve as a “filler”, so she doesn’t have to go solo. i guess there is a small chance she might like my company, and i told her i’d go with for as long as i could stand it.

i have another friend that i’ve known for many years whom i met through the boo hag. i’m gonna call her fire woman, which i will explain later.

i crossed paths with fire woman while at boo hag’s graduation and we exchanged info so we could keep in touch again. i told my neighbor (church hopper) that i thought she and the other friend (fire woman) would get along well. they are both designers, very creative and very artistic.

you may wonder what this has to do with the title of this post.

we were able to all connect, including a bonus guest after church in a coffee shop. not just any coffee shop, but the smelly cat coffee shop.

during that coffee chat, it was mentioned there would be a showing of a movie called “a purple state of mind” at a church. the premise was two old college friends/roommates got together to catch up and to discuss their different views on christianity. one man is atheist, the other a pastor.

neighbor, fire woman and myself all met up at this church to view the movie. (obviously neighbor and i rode together, since we are neighbors.)

at the very beginning of the movie, the atheist wonders aloud to his pastor friend if jesus ever got an erection.

i turned to fire woman and said “i’ve never even thought of that!” (it was surprising to me, due to my twisted thinking.)

she said, “personally think jesus was gay”.

within a few seconds i was stunned with the pure logic in that proclamation, speechless even.

my first connecting thought of jesus being gay was the whole mary magdalen relationship, she was none other than his fag hag.

this is why church is good, you learn stuff.

*fire woman gets her name from me for teaching me how to swallow fire JUST LIKE THE PEOPLE AT THE CIRCUS DO!

people who really understand me, AND who help foster the needs of the voices in my head

my nephew (morecandor) and his lady love (hello kitty) seem to understand me in a way not many are unlucky enough to. sometimes they are hard to read those two, and we three seem to transfer psychic connections on some weird wavy level that i find hard to pin down.

anyway, i love these two people dearly. love, love them. they are beautiful and they are enlightened way beyond their years. i wonder why i never had friends like them when i was there age and i remember that i was kind of into bad things. and these two, are not into bad things. they are good to the bone.

for my birthday these two sent me special prizes. i LURVE special prizes.

since they know i am trying to fund the travel for the voices in my head, they sent me little money.

to go with my little accessories, remember?

when i first got the card out of the mail box, i saw the back side first. i let out a giggle that may have resembled someone who’d just figured out the secret to take over the world. it was a special secret that one sentence, it was.

this is the front flap of the card, stating what the inside might mean.

there was another prize (a book!) with a note, sent separately.

this is the book they got for me, i have no idea what made them think i’d like a book like this, but alas i am enjoying it.

just want to say thanks again to you two beautiful people with great hair, and lovers of art. you two ARE THE COOLEST.