it’s official

i’m taking this opportunity to share with you all that i have finally become an “honorary lesbian“.

yes folks, this “breeder” is now a member of the “family”. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)

i forgot to ask what my prize would be. perhaps a blender or a toaster? i hope it’s something cooler than one of those. how about candy corns? i really like those.

my old roommate that i recently reunited with had me over to her castle for a visit and to meet her partner (whom i ADORE). does everyone go from one topic to the other very quickly often times without even finishing the previous topic? (yeah, i’m even doing it now.)

they ordered pizza and i only planned to stay a short while b/c i was not hip on the whole socializing thing on sunday. i do that a lot, i’ll make plans and when it the time comes to fulfill that commitment i change my mind for some reason.

i called to ask her if it was ok to make a slight change for our plans she said, “of course, we’re family”. i reminded her that family isn’t quite as accepting as that.

jill, her partner and myself probably covered about 139 topics, and most without any “topic closure” (i made that up–topic closure).

i’m not sure how it came about but her partner suggested that i become an “honorary lesbian”.

omg, it just feels good to be nominated.

i shall be looked upon with a newfound respect in honor of my title, “honorary lesbian”.

(i checked to make sure if it was ok that i didn’t have to actually fulfill any sexual duties there b/c THAT? i already know is not for me.)