i took my mom to a doctor’s appointment this morning. we were talking before her exam when i looked down at the floor in the exam room and noticed a pubic hair.
i should have stopped looking at that point b/c suddenly they multiplied. all i could focus on was ALL OF THE PUBIC HAIR. ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
not her’s, but OTHER PEOPLE’S PUBIC HAIR.
i am surprised i made it through the whole appointment b/c i was rather skeeved out and wanted to run. really fast. away from there.
i dislike pubic hair.
June 25, 2007 at 6:22 pm |
you are so weird. how could you possibly realize that they were actually pubic hairs?
June 25, 2007 at 6:46 pm |
I dislike this post.
June 25, 2007 at 8:47 pm |
sis, you totally would’ve freaked out too if you’d seen it.
pm, no you don’t.
June 26, 2007 at 5:59 am |
I’m afraid to ask what type of doctor you were at.
June 26, 2007 at 7:19 am |
Dave, don’t end a sentence with a preposition, please. I had a pubic hair caught in my teeth once. Don’t tell anyone, though.
I never heard the word skeeved.
June 26, 2007 at 7:23 am |
dave, you know, an old person’s doctor. the kind you go to.
scott, there are many things to be learned from the piglet (re: skeeved). i just fear those things are not as classy as you are
June 26, 2007 at 5:44 pm |
Your fears would be vacant, as I am not classy. Well, maybe a little bit. But I would prefer serene any day. Plus, I can’t have Planters nuts.
August 21, 2007 at 1:00 pm |
ewewewewewewewewewew thats disgusting! *puke*