my nephew started a new job this week. in an office, in a cubicle.
his previous job consisted of lots of tree climbing.
he loves to climb trees. and honestly? who doesn’t like climbing trees?
he’s pretty sure his new job is going to be a little boring, being in that box and all. his girlfriend suggested that he do something quirky like put office supplies in the refrigerator.
better than that, he put a roll of toilet paper in the refrigerator.
as he was relaying this story to me, he mentioned that the funny part of putting toilet paper in the fridge was not that someone noticed it.
but that someone moved it to another shelf in order to make room for their stuff in the refrigerator.
for practical jokes, i see my nephew as a great man for the job.
and since he has an iq of i don’t know, 3 BILLION. this office job will most likely be a little on the boring side. especially after climbing trees all day in his previous job. and eating all the edible plants he could find. he actually bought a book to teach him what wild plants that were safe to eat.
i think his mom suggested that he mention it me. she remembered that i used to eat weeds and plants when i was younger. and really? the baby clover weeds are a great mix of sweet and sour. i double dog dare you to give it a shot. you’ll be glad you did.
further on in our short conversation, he mentioned something else about his first week.
he had to walk over to the cubicle of the woman training him to ask a question. she responded all the while she stared directly at his penis. i told him, now you know how it feels to be a woman.
i asked him if he had that seinfeld pant slouch thing going on and he said no. then i said, well maybe she just wanted to dance with you.
i’m fairly certain that on some planets, that’s how they ask each other to dance.
Posted by leah 
